Cricket Confidential: A horror story

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CRICKET Confidential takes a different view on the opening Ashes Test as a horror story began to unfold at the Gabba and the Brisbane crowd experienced Ground Hog Day.

Horror on the Broadwalk

No, it's not a horror movie. Well, maybe it was before Brad Haddin and Mitchell Johnson slowed Stuart Broad's wicket-taking rampage and lowered the Gabba crowd's blood curdling screams to a murmur.

The Brisbane public really embraced The Courier-Mail's hate campaign aimed at public enemy No.1, Broad.

Aside from the constant booing whenever the lanky quick had the cherry in his hand, one great mind north of the Tweed came up with this gem: Stuart Broad, I know what you did last summer.

Hats off sir!

The Gabba crowd targets public enemy No.1. Adam Head. Source: News Corp Australia

Piggy in the middle

No, it's not 1983 and Sir Ian "Beefy" Botham (the pig) isn't causing mayhem on the Gabba outfield.

But there was a sense of deja vu in Brisbane on Thursday after a police officer - we haven't confirmed if it was the same constable from 83' - was snapped carrying a pig from the stands that had been smuggled in.

Don't worry kids, it wasn't Babe, but you might want to shield your eyes when "Beefy" tucks into a few bacon butties on day two.

Tweet of the day

Cricket's cockney rhyming slang

We're playing the Poms, so it's only fitting we give you the best cockney rhyming slang. Cricket Confidential heard a beauty on Thursday.

Mitchell Johnson hit a Demi Moore. Translation: Mitchell Johnson hit a cracking four!

Tweet us more cricket related rhyming slang at @FOXCricketLive or @FOX_CRICKET

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